We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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