yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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