North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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