I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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