Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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