If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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