I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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