love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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