Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
if only i could text you this smell
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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