How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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