i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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