It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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