Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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