There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
