I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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