How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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