shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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