I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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