Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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