mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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