it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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