he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
