is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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