at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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