No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Randomize
