And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm both gender and math confused
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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