Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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