Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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