I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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