She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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