guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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