I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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