I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
