Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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