You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
