i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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