So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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