yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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