Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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