I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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