So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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