David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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