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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"

  (913): View more from Kansas

  did you yell "are you not entertained?"

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• (516): View more from New York

  good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.

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• (559): View more from California

  You stopped loving me for a minute.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.

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