Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
