Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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