I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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