Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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