YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
