real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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