You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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